Awww

It's that time again for the Mormon Miracle Pagent.... Awww Pagent week...
The wonderful week here in Manti where the town crams 20,000 (not exaggrating either) extra Mormons into this tiny lil town that is built to suit only 2,000 people. I love trying to sleep at night while listening to somes guys voice booming into the microphone at the Temple grounds.... Awww yes I love Pagent week.... NOT!!!! I freaking hate it! HATE IT!!! I know technically I haven't lived in this town long enough to be a true local and not long enough to biotch about the things that they have done forever.... But come one.... Who really wants to hear 600 Mormons singing and re-enacting the Book of Mormon in the middle of the night???? I guess the 20,000 people that visit Manti for the 6 fabulous nights full of gospel and the holy ghost. Really it is around 20,000 every night.... So, that is roughly 60,000 strnagers that invade my sweet...quite lil town that I love so much.

Speaking of Mormon's... They are determined to get John into church again...haha
They have come by about 9 times in the past 2 weeks.... The next time they come I am finally telling them that we are not interested and if we decide to attend church we know the time and place.... This is exactly why people are leary about this church,.... they don't go away...they don't get the hint.... DOn't they think that if we wanted to go to church we would go without them telling us the times and days ... @@

So, Nickelback is in concert Aug 11th... Can we say FREAKING excited?????? Ah I just can't wait to see Chad in person... Girls we're in trouble.... I just might have to jump the stage and jump on that man....hahaha Just kidding...kind of ;)
And what is even better...... I didn't have to cry and beg like I had to with the DM concert...haha Really it wasn't that bad...But you know John. He needs to relax..take a chill pill.... I really don't understand him. Does he think that I have the body of Jessica Simpson??...and every guy that see's me wants me??.... I mean I have looked at myself in the mirror.... if I look like Jessica...well then I guess I need stronger glasses.... Cause I sure as shit don't see it. But if he see's me that way... That's just fine and dandy! haha!!!!!!!

Haha!!! So, John got whistled at today by a few girls ..haha He marched into work to tell me all about it...haha A lil jealous...but not much. I see girls looking at him all the time. He doesn't think it ever happens, but it does. He had to make sure to tell me, because I tell him about all the guys that come into my work and hit on me. Last Monday we drove out to the store to get some fuel and guess who was there???? RC... the same guy that says my marriage is a waste and he wishes that he could take me home.... Uh huh... yeah it was not a comfortable situation... Especially, when RC came out of the store and saw me... Was even worse when he drove by John's truck and glared at him and was even WORSE when John matched his glare.....Was even worse on the way home when I was trying to change the subject and John started screaming "THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO HIT ON MY WIFE AND GLARE AT ME LIKE THAT????" Yeah.... What's up with RC???? He is funny and we chat a lil when he comes into the store...but come on..... Does he really think that one day I will be with him??? I don't think so....

Anywho, the kids are great. Especially since the older ones are with their dad as we speak.... It's so nice and quite around here... Me loves it.... Not that I want them to stay with their dad forever... but I do love it when they are with stupid....
The babies are great...they're really not babies anymore though....Maicee wants to paint the garage watermelon pink for father's day...haha I'm half tempted to do it...haha Just the inside...haha I'd love to see the look on JOHn's face....hahahaha

My dad confessed the other night on the phone that it really bothers him that I am taking Anatomy...haha Yeah it bothers me too dad....haha Bothers me even more that I have to take it again...haha I guess he doesn't like the thought of his girl with her hands on (or in) a dead guy...haha I wonder what he'll think when I tell him about the first cathter that I inserted into a live man...hahaha JOhn will hate it for sure....hahaha Awwww good times..woohoo!!!

Anyway, Kims birthday was last week. I'm broke as always, so I burned a few CD's for her..haha It was mostly music that we listen to in High School... I love Flesh for LUlu again.... She hasn't told me what she thought of them yet...haha But I love them....haha And John just looks at me and says.."What is this shit?" haha I always pictured marrying a man that loves the same type of music that I do...haha Gotta love him.... Even though he likes that Skynard crap...haha

Anyho, I'm about ready to pass out.

Toodles

Things I freakined learned today!!!

1. That I am not the Betty Crocker or Martha Stewart that I dream of bing.
2. I will never be the Betty Crocker or Martha Stewart that I dream of being.
3. I will stop trying to be the Betty Crocker or Martha Stewart that I dream of being.

This is a lost dream... Sad, but true.
Maicee's birthday was Monday. Because of pain in the butt family members we are just getting to her party today. The poor girl has had to wait 4 days for her party.
Anywho, it is in my head that I have to make these wonderful cakes for my girls for their birthday's. I usually succeed. I'm not doing so great with Maicee's cake. It is a double decker white cake with (hopefully) marshmallow flowers with gumdrop centers all over it.
So, it is finally cool enough to start putting it together. I am using my new awesome (or so I thought) spring form pans. Well, it never occured to me to undo the spring in the cake is safely on the counter. STUPID me! I un did the spring right before I set it down and it went crashing to the floor. ::::::SCREAMS::::::
Breathing deeply I picked it up and realized that it isn't that bad. Thanksfully I just cleaned the floors and the kids and the dog are outside. I got it back together and pretty good too..... Got the frosting out started frosting the fucking thing and BAM! the frosting is starting to melt! WHY THE FUCK ME!!!!! I decided that putting it in the freezer was my best option until I can finish the flowers. Cleaned out the bottom part of the feezer. I even made sure that nothing would fall on to the cake....but I didn't secure that Freeking bottle of Jim Beam that has been in my freezer for about 3 months with a little drink left in it...WHAT do you know??? Th fucking bottle falls onto the cake @@ Figures. I am now finishing off the bottle (I think that I need it) So, now the cake is resting nicely and I am trying to relax a little bit before I have to put up with John's nephew. I might need another bottle of Jim Beam. I think that I should go for the gallon size this time.
Anywho, I'm off to make the EFFING flowers. Hopefully I am done with the bad luck that I am having with this cake.