The fans

Or I should say the fan has been on pins and needles awaiting my next post.... So here it is.... And it will probably really freak her out!!!!!

Chris sit down..take a deep breath... what I'm about to tell may shock you.

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I'm PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::::slits wrist::::

Just kidding! hahaa.
But I do have shocking new. John is very unhappy at work and will lets face it. He is getting older and heating and air can be hard on the body, especially the knees.
So, he was talking the other night and brought up the idea of being a sheriff :::jaw drops to the floor::: ~ ~ ~flash backs of being married to an ass~ ~ ~
Then I brought up the idea of being a guard and the Gunnison Prison. And I think that John is going to do it!!!!! Yes, he knows that he has to make major life style adjustments. But I really do think that he would be great at it. Plus it's a damn good job for this area. We have to get things taken care of before he can apply. But hmmmm who would have thought that this would be a direction that he would take. And if you ask me... well, all I have to say is that it is about freaking TIME!!!!

I start school again in 4 weeks.... blahhhhhh where has my summer gone??? I'm not ready for the dead guy again....... But since the Professor is hot I guess that I will suck it up and go...ha

My sister and her family of 10 will be here on Friday. Hmmmmmm I think that I'll need prozac.....Or a big bottle of whiskey.

So, 16 more days before NICKELBACK! I just can't wait!

So, my big girls are back adn Riley has already been in the ER. What is it with this kid? Ok it really was crazy. They got home on Friday. We walked over to Kerries to see the Oddles of Snoodles (that is what I call her litter of 9 puppies)
Aways Ri and I were sitting outside and seh was attacked by wasp! Three of them sting her on the hand!!!! It was crazy! Anywho, I brought her home and gave Benadryl and ice. The next morning her hand was a lil swollen, but nothing serious. She went camping with John Saturday night. Sunday Debi (my cousin was here) and I were sitting on the porch drinking coffee and John's truck pulled up. I was stunned to see them so early. Riley got out of the truck and her hand had swollen up to be about 5 times bigger then normal.... So I brushed the teeth and took her away to Mount Pleasant. Thankfully it was a natural reaction to the venom. And Doc said that I was doing everything right(yay me). She just needed to keep her hand up in the air so that gravity would pull the swelling down. It worked and she is better.

Anyway, I had to work at 7am this morn. I'm tired I'll check for errors later.
Peace out...wurd to your mutha...haha Sorry I'm tired.....haha

What is it??!!

Is Manti really that far behind the times?? Surely not?
The other night John and I were going to sleep... Both of us exhausted and ready for uninterrupted sleep.... About 1030 we were both ready to doze off when we hear the air siren horn!!!!! You know the one that goes off when a bomb is about to hit your town or a twister is coming..... I'm pretty sure that a bomb is not on it's way to lil ol' Manti and well, twisters have hit here, but still I know it's not that.
The iar siren goes off to let everyone know that there is a fire... So, they have to wake up the hole town to let them know... I'm thinking that if the fire was close to my house I'd know it without the siren telling to look out my window.... I wonder if this is the way that they inform all of the volunteer firefighters that there is a fire. Don't they have pagers that can go off in the quiet of the said firefighters home?? I just dont' understand. Kerrie said that they used to test it every day. Why? Everyime I hear it go off off I want ot duck under my desk...haha Just like in the WWII movies....hahaha Awwww small town life.

So, I have been at it again. Getting my arse up at 450am to go to the gym with Kerrie. It's so hard...haha It's only been two days back at it faithfully and I feel better already. More energy and my blood pressure is going back to normal. So, I don't have to take those awful pills. I hope anyway. Today it was 133/76. The top number is still a little high. But I am going to give it a few more days before I make another appt..... I guess that I should anyway. Blahhhh I hate the Dr's office. Hopefully I can lose the rest of this weight. We'll see.

Well, my baby girl is starting to say her "S's"....I'm really sad. I love the way she talks... Selfish I know. She gets so excited when she realizes that she can say a word right.... I'm happy for her, but her being able to talk right is just another reminder that my baby is getting bigger.

Oh, new obsession.... It's not a person this time. (Yes Mylissa I still am obsessed with Chad.) But I love love love the new Gain Apple Mango blossom laundry soap and softer...hahaha Smells sooooo good. Oh my gosh! I even made Frebreeze with it....haha Gain needs to sale this in a candle. I looove it!

So, 31 more days befor the Nickelback concert. I am so suprised that my hubby hasn't started to freak out about me going, I'm sure as it gets closer he will start freaking out more and more. We'll see. I can't wait to see Chad.... And I can't wait to have a weekend with Chris! It's going to be great! I just wish that Stacy was coming. It will be so weird going to a concert without her.

My big girls are in Moab right now. They have been gone too long. I think that next summer we are going to do the visits different. What makes Josh's mom think that she can have them so much. They are my kids not her's. Hell half of the time I didn't think of them as Josh's kids....haha John's has been more of a father to them then Josh has. Josh is just a pizza dad. That's fine with us. He is fighting fires in ID, maybe he'll burn up and go to hell. I can wish can't I?


Anyway, I need to go shopping.
Toodles

Back by popular demand!

This is just for Chris..... haha
I haven't posted because I can't think of anything to say :::jaw drops to floor::: Yes folks! Lanie has been speechless for weeks...haha Better call the Media..ha

Ok ok so, what is new.... Hmm Chris and I are going to NICKELBACK!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
I get to see Chad... Soooooooo freakin' EXCITED!!!!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't wait! Plus just being away from anyone who calls me mom is going to be awesome. I love them, but sometimes I need to run away.

I kind of have a new job. That's new. It's at a loan office. I go through millions of Law school loans.... It's a boring job, but I get paid for mindless work and I can go in whenever I want... Always a plus...

I feel like a single mom lately. John has been working so much. I'm really starting to miss him.

So, I am in an ongoing debate with old creepy guy at work that wants me....haha (I think that I like his new name) He is trying to convince me that his taste in music is better then mine. He brought me a cd from "The Guess who"... ummm yeah.... think dont' so. We are about20 yrs apart in age... I'm not supposed to like the same music as my parents...haha Frankly I dont' give flying F*** whose music is better. I like what I like and that is that. I wish he would go away.
He told me that he was going to Nickelback if I got up and danced naked on stage...haha Yeah that would be hot.... ::::pukes on floor:::: It would be like a wallrus trying to do the twist...haha No thanks.

I had probably the most uncomfortable conversation in MY LIFE! Yesterday at work a guy that comes in everyday came in and well, we chat for a few minutes before he leaves. Yesterday he asked me how long John and I have been married. I told him 5 yrs. He said that him and his wife have been married for almost 12 yrs. He asked if I like being married and now that I'm not married to a freak I love being married. HE said that it's ok, but he can't get it from his wife. Now this started feeling like he was hoping that my married was sucky too. Sorry bud. I love my husband and well, our sex life does not suffer..haha But he went on to tell me that he is lucky if he gets it once and month and a blow job once a yr.... haha John on the other hand...haha He thinks that he should get a "Father's Day BJ" a "Christmas BJ" an "Easter BJ" a "Birthday BJ" a " Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday BJ" I'm wondering how this woman gets away with only doing it once a yr???? haha She's my hero!!!! And honestly if I was married to her hubby I'd avoid him like the plague...haha He looks like an albino, which is fine if that kind of person turns you on... but I'll just suffer with my hot hubby...haha But really who tells someone especially of the opposite sex things like this. I'm pretty much a stranger to this guy. I see hidden agenda written all over this.
John wants to quit my job. I would if I could.


Hmmm what else is new? The mormons haven't been by ::::knocks on wood:::: But they did call the other night.... LOVE caller ID.

I guess the week before Nickelback I have to go to the Cox family reunion. I'll really need that concert after this.... A weekend with Cory Cox and Kari Englebright and some nice wholesome Mormonism... ummm yeah I'll be ready to do some nice wholesome sinning...haha Well, you know.... Nothing to serious.....
It's so weird that we're family now.... Although I haven't seen Cory and Kari forever. It's still weird. Cory's dad is married again. I think that this is the 3rd time since Debbie died. Geez

Anywho, I will try to post more from now on...ok