Hmmm

I guess I need to update..... I'm slackin' again...





So I made my 2nd trip to the ER in 2 weeks on Thurday....... Of course it was Shailee Jane. She got her 3rd set of stitches this YEAR.... holy Hannah..... She bonked heads with a boy in PE.... I'm lucky that all of this stuff happens in school..... haha People would start to wonder if I abuse my kids....haha Anywho, Miss Shai has 2 stitches inside her lip....





I just got off the phone with Sommar..... Holy Shit..... She is funny.... We decided that we are going to slap that hell out if each other... we both have major issues and need some extensive therapy.... So, we going to try that slap therapy.... I hope it works....haha


We were talking about bad bad pick up lines..... I had this guy tell me not to long ago that he wants to "hump me"...haha Ummmmm Yeah no....haha


This brought up a story of probably one of the worst pick up lines EVER.....haha

Ooh let's see it was June 2007.... I was newly single....haha There was this guy at the Rio.... he would not leave me alone.... and kept trying to buy me a drink... asking me to dance.... I just wasn't interested... he was this huge cowboy type.... Anyway.... I finally agreed to dance with him.... After we were finished dancing, I walked back over to Sommar... and he walked over to me and asked if I believe in magic.... I told him that if I say yes would he disappear and leave me alone...haha Yeah I'm a bitch...haha Anyway, he stuck out his dentures....haha and said if he took them out he had 4 to 5 more inches and then stuck out his tongue...haha Not even kidding... Sommar and I did a double take....haha He stuck out his teeth again..... I couldn't stop laughing.... he finally left.... haha Poor soul...

Well, we all know that I'm a jackass..... and yesterday proved it..... although I am not going to post about rigth now.... If you are a close friend please feel free to ask what I have done..... if you really need the confirmation that I am a true jackass.....haha

Anywho... I better get to work....

Toodles...

Miss Riley Mic...

So, I was going to come home today and bitch about my kid..... She really pissed me off this morning... lied to me for the dumbest reason..... Pretty much ruined my day.... so I was going to come and just vent about her.... but the more I think about it, the more I think that is the wrong approach... I think I'd rather talk about why I love her so much (besides her being my kid and all).... No there is no excuse for her lie, but if I dwell on it then I'll just be all pissed at her all over again..... So what was going to be a negative vent about my kid is now all the things I love about her.... I don't think that my bad thoughts directed towards my child need to be forever posted on the Internet....

First off..... How funny is this picture of Riley and Chloe..... This was taken in NC forever ago....haha Chloe hasn't grown much.... and Roo's boobs are about that big...haha Just kidding.... kind of... Look at that other picture of my girl... Dang she is gorgeous.....

Riley is almost 14:::GASP::: Ouch!!! She is definitely one of a kind.... random as hell and fun to be around.... We've had a lot of fun together since it's just been us girls.... She was completely different when I was married to John..... He wasn't very nice to her and I allowed him to be a monster to her.... I finally opened my eyes and we left Well there were other reasons too).... Since then she has really blossomed.... She has some really great friends and a sweet lil boyfriend.... I believe that she feels like she can tell me anything, from the daily 8th grade drama to her asking me questions regarding sex... Yikes! But this is the way I have always wanted it.... Sometimes I think that I am failing at motherhood, but when I really think about it I am raising a great kid.... and all on my own.... Most of you know that I didn't have the best person to look up to for motherly advice...

So, I am always wondering how my own momma what handle certain situations.... If I had asked my step-mom half the things Riley has asked me I would have been locked away forever....

I'm so thankful that she understands when I don't have the money get her everything she wants.... I'm thankful that she can compromise with me on other issues....

I love that I can pass her and Sabra on main street and see that they are wearing the most retarded outfit they can put together, have ponytails all over their heads and have a huge black hand painted across their face's...haha (yeah this really has happened).... I just love that she is confident in herself and doesn't care what others think her.... I love that she wrote a love letter to Justin underneath the coffee table she made in 7th grade... I love that she has a tender heart and will always notices when I am crying over something and she tells me not to cry... I love it when she hears something bad on TV her eyes will get all huge and she'll look down in shock or embarrassment..or both...haha I love how no one can tell us apart on the phone.... and how complete strangers tell her that she is beautiful....
I love how she acts like she hates her sisters, but deep down inside she knows that she loves and adores them....

I love that she thought the "No Service" signs on the freeway meant no Internet service....haha

I love her..... :0)

Yay me...

My blog is so cute now....
haha

My last first kiss...

So, I don't know what it is lately. But I have been getting a lot of messed up messages on Myspace..... Messages from random guys.... asking "what I'm looking for" Hmmm... Does it say anywhere on my profile that I am looking for anything from anyone? Yeah no...... This has happened on Hotornot also.... but I haven't talked to anyone on the site for awhile except the boy from Moab.... I have deleted all the others... But for it to be happening on Myspace? Hmmm... Ok boys... I would normally say that I refuse to tell you what I'm looking for , because I don't want you to try to prove to me that you are what I want.... cause then I just might end up liking your FAKE ass..... I want to love someone for being themselves... But it does have me thinking..... Hmmm What am I looking for..... I want the kind of love that my mom and dad had..... God new what he was doing when those two met.... My mom and dad are each others true love.... Mom has been gone 23 years now and I know that my dad misses her and loves just as much as he did on the day that they were married..... I want the one that I can't live without... I want someone that will love my girls unconditionally.... and accept them as his own, while knowing that they have their own dad's....And will understand my relationship with each of them.... He can't be jealous of them either..... I'm looking for someone that will love my strong personality and will never want me to be anything different then the person I am today... Someone who will never be embarrassed by the stupid things we all know that I will say or do...haha And always be so proud to say "That's my girl".... I want someone romantic, yet crazy wild... And will want to jet off somewhere wonderful on the spur of the moment... Someone who can give me the space we all need and not argue with me when I want to go dancing with my girlfriends.... Someone who will be there when my day has sucked and hold me and let me cry when I need too.... I want someone to grow old with.... Someone to share dentures with if we can't afford our own set....haha Someone who will always hold my hand.... This is just a glimpse yet what "I'm looking for", maybe it sounds like a lot to ask.... I don't think so.... I deserve it damn it..... And so does the man I have my last first kiss with....

Maicee-ism's....

I haven't talked much about my baby girl lately... So this post is devoted to her.... I'll most likely do the other girls too....



Maicee is 6 now :( I don't remember giving her permission to grow up.... We were looking her baby pictures the other night... That kid has had the cutest personality since born.... haha

Maicee is in 1st grade now... she can now say her "S's" ..... A huge milestone for Maicee.... but a sad day for her momma.... I loved her asking for loup for lunch... her hearingher call her sissy Lailee... her screaming in the bath tub cause the drain was going to luck her down...haha I just love this baby.... All though she can say her "S's" she still goes to "Peech" (speech) yeah they are not perfect.... along with some other sounds... Not so sure I ever want them to be... Seflish I know... But dang she is cute....

Now I get to hear tell me that Shailee is "Just the Devil" haha and the "woost sista evo"

She loves her sissy.... but they cant always get long....

My favorite story is the One eyed Willie story ....

Last year Shai got a fish tank for her birthday... Well Maicee wanted her own fish...So "he who shall not be named" in my blog took her to the store to pick out a fish... Well she is so much my kid and we both see a fish with one eye!!! Oh hell yeah we were thinking.... Maicee states that is the fish for her... She wants to name it One Eyed Willy... from The Goonies you perv's...haha The moron we were with tried to talk her out of it.... Nope that was the "Feesh" for her.... That's my girl! haha So, we get home and get Willy all nice and Comfy in his new home... Then she went to her dad's for the night.... and Moron boy went to "find a job" in Colorado... The next morning Willy was floating.... So we flushed and agreed not to talk about it when Maicee came home that night..... Fast forward to that evening when I pick the girls up from daycare.. I got Maicee preoccupied with homework... helping me with dinner.... anything to keep her mind off Willy... Yeah that worked for anbout an hour.... She noticed right away that Willy was missing from the tank... Conversation is as follows... and I'll try to imitate Maicee the best I can...



Maicee: Hey... where's Willy?

Me: Hmmm what?

Maicee: Where's my feesh?

Me: Honey Willy died during the night....

Maicee: What? And you did-n't tell me? How tould you not teeeeell me? my own Mudder... did-n't teeeel me my feesh died.....

Me: Well Honey I'm sorry... I just didnt want you to cry....

Maicee: My own mudder.... how tould you not teeell me....



I was ready to hand her an Oscar for her performance....haha Dang she is funny...



A few later for Christmas she got me a snow globe with 3 singing angels... one is headless :)

I asked her if she new that one was missing a head... She did :0) Yep she is my girl.... Gotta love her....



The other night we went to the light Parade.... We got there early and were sitting on a bench while Shailee and Maicee were playing charades.... Maicee started running around the bench and making all of these funny laughing sounds.... and screams who am I? Hmmm Riley and I could not guess.... She stopped and announced the she was the handicap girl in Shailee's class.... but she didn't say handicap.... YIKES!!!!! Riley and I about freaked and I explained to Maicee that it was really mean to make fun of Handicap people..... Holy Hannah....



Anyway, I think that I will keep adding to this post as time goes on and she says more funny stuff.... Stay tuned....

Ello ello

So, Thanksgiving is over and Christmas is too damn close....


Our Thanksgiving is was pretty good.... We had dinner at our lil home.... Just the girls and I.... We decorated for Christmas and cooked dinner together..... and watched the House marathon.... Hells yes!!! haha





Black Friday was very black for me... No didn't go shopping. I had the pleasure of fighting with my 13 year old..... I seriously don't think I have ever been so mad at her.


She pretty much told me that I suck as a mom.... only to her and Chloe.... Hmm... So, I told her that if I was so terrible to pack her shit and I'll call her dad..... I was dead serious....


Why can't kids these days see us the way we saw our partents? I appreciated everything my parents have doen for me.... I know that my dad would pace the floors all night long cause he was always so worried about money..... Especially at Christmas.... And we always had the most amazing Christmas mornings... Makes me wonder if my generation is completely failing as a parent or is it just me.... My parents taught us to respect our elders and others around us... If we did not respect other, they would not respect us..... I thought I was doing this.... If I ever talked to my mom or dad I would have been in a world of hurt.... I dont know... I just want my girls to see what I have done for them... and see how much I love them.. I have given up so much for them... Hell Riley is one of reason's why John and I arent together.... Anywho, it ened alright, after I cried all day..... So wrote me an apology on Myspace....haha I talked later that night.... So maybe I am not doing all that bad, at least she feels like she can talk to me about anything....... I jsut hate not knowing how to handle motherhood sometimes.. I always wonder what would my mom do.... I feel like Im winging it...haha


I can't remember if I have told you all the Jacque the Hermit crab dead.... Anyway the girls buried him in the field next to our apartment.... this was about 2 weeks ago....Well, Shailee came running in the house the other day all freaked out that the neighbor kids dug him up and they were playing with him.... Ummm Hello he is dead!!!!! And I'm sure he stinks sooo bad now.:::::gags:::: I can't stand these kids...and this just made it worse.... haha I would die if my kids had done something like this.... But then again their mom doesnt give a shit about her shits or what they do..... So, I'm really not suprised they have done this.... Totally grosses me out though.... yuck yuck yuck!

Ohhh I have a new bitch about "Sally".... See the picture above with Theresa and I being silly.... Will this picture is displayed on my desktop.... Sally walks up to my desk last week and tells me that I look wasted.... Rude rude rude.... I wanted to just tell her that she was jealous because she wasnt invited on our girls night out..... and because she has never in her life taken a cute picture like this one.... I wasn't even drunk!!!! Ugh!!! I've had it with her.... Rude Biotch...

Anyway, I'll post more later....

Toodles...